snitches > stitches
your phone is cooked.
let's fix it.

The little tag
that snitches
on your screen time
bad habits.

A €35 NFC tag you stick in your bathroom. Until you scan it, Instagram, TikTok, YouTube and the rest stay locked. Cheat? Your group chat gets a notification. It's that petty. It works.

Grab a SnitchTag How does this work?
€35one-time, forever
0€monthly. no app fee.
3free cheats / week
doom scrolling? not on my watch. your friends will know. your phone, but it has standards now. discipline, but make it spite. doom scrolling? not on my watch. your friends will know. your phone, but it has standards now. discipline, but make it spite.
how it works

Three steps. No willpower required.

  1. 01

    Stick the tag
    where you don't want to be.

    Bathroom mirror. Above the sink. Behind the toilet. The gym. Wherever future-you needs to be at 7am instead of in bed.

  2. 02

    Pick the apps
    that are ruining you.

    Instagram, TikTok, YouTube, Reddit, X, Snapchat — drag in whatever owns you. Set the lock schedule and the conditions.

  3. 03

    Tap the tag
    to earn your phone back.

    Phone unlocks the chosen apps for the window you set. No tag, no scroll. Try to cheat and… well, see feature #2.

features that hold a grudge

Built to embarrass you into discipline.

#1 · the morning lock

Wake up. Walk to the bathroom. Then scroll.

Set a schedule: from 00:00 → 10:00, all your trash apps stay frozen. The only way to unlock them is to physically scan the tag stuck in the bathroom. No tag in bed, no doom scrolling in bed. Wild concept.

7:02 AM
🔒
Instagram
locked until you scan the tag.
stop trying.
#2 · group challenges

Your friends are watching.
Your friends will snitch.

Start a 7, 14 or 30-day challenge with your group. Everyone sees everyone's stats live. Cheat too much? Loser bakes the cake / pays the bar tab / posts the cringe TikTok. Agreed in advance, enforced by the homies.

#3 · cheats (yes, really)

Three free cheats a week.
After that — the chat finds out.

We get it. Sometimes you need to actually use the app to, like, text someone back. You get 3 cheats / week. Each one is silent. The 4th? Push notification to every friend in your challenge: "Sam just cheated 😬"

#4 · location locks

"I'll go to the gym Monday"
— sure, bestie.

Schedule a location goal: Monday, 6–8pm, within 200m of the gym. If your GPS isn't there in that window, the apps stay locked until you actually drag yourself over. Works for libraries, lecture halls, your therapist's office, your mom's house.

  • ✓ Set multiple weekly goals
  • ✓ Custom radius per place
  • ✓ Group challenges can require it
#5 · customizable

Block what you hate.
Keep what you need.

WhatsApp stays. Maps stays. Spotify stays. The slot machines in your pocket — gone until you earn them. Per-app rules, per-day schedules, per-place conditions. Set it once, suffer forever.

#6 · the device

One tiny NFC tag.
Zero batteries. Zero subscriptions.

It's a passive NFC chip in a chunky little puck. No charging, no Bluetooth, no Wi-Fi, no account on some weird server. Stick it. Forget it. Works for ~10 years.

live from your group chat

When you cheat, everyone finds out.

No shadow bans. No "private" warnings. Public accountability — like having 5 mildly disappointed moms in your pocket.

SnitchTag · now
🚨 Maya just cheated. That's 4 this week. The cake is approaching.
SnitchTag · 2m
📍 Leo skipped the gym (again). Apps stay locked until he shows up.
SnitchTag · 14m
🏆 Sara went 6 days clean. The group fears her.
SnitchTag · 1h
🍰 Final results: Tom is baking the cake. Recipe attached.
the deal

One tag. €35. Done.

no subscription. ever.

The SnitchTag

One NFC puck, the app, every feature. Ships globally.

€35 one-time
Buy a SnitchTag → €35

Free shipping on 2+. Pre-orders ship next month.

faq

Questions you're about to ask.

Wait, is this an NFT? +

No, thank god. It's NFC — Near Field Communication. The chip your phone uses for Apple Pay. Passive, no battery, no blockchain, no JPEG of a monkey.

Can't I just delete the app and bypass the whole thing? +

You can. You can also throw the tag in a river. SnitchTag is for people who actually want help — not a maximum-security prison. That said: in group challenges, uninstalling = automatic loss. Your friends will see.

What if I genuinely need to use Instagram for work? +

You get 3 free cheats per week (adjustable). Cheats unlock everything for 15 minutes. Silent the first three. After that, every cheat pings your group.

iPhone or Android? +

Both. iOS 16+ and Android 10+. NFC scanning works out of the box on every phone made in the last 6 years.

Does the tag need a battery / charging / wifi? +

None of the above. It's a passive sticker. It pulls power from your phone when you tap it. Lifespan: ~10 years of being yelled at.

How does the location thing work? Is it creepy? +

You set the rules ("Monday 6–8pm, near the gym"). Your phone checks locally whether you're in range. We don't store your location on a server. Your friends only see the result ("Leo skipped the gym") — never coordinates.

What apps can I block? +

Anything installed on your phone. Pre-built lists for the usual suspects (Instagram, TikTok, YouTube, X, Reddit, Snapchat, Twitch). Add your own — even games, dating apps, the news.

What if I lose the tag? +

Replacement tag is €8. You can also pair a second tag from day one for backup or for a second location (bedroom + gym).

Is the app actually free? +

Yes. No subscriptions, no premium tier, no ads. The €35 tag is how we make money. That's the whole business.

Does this actually work? +

The friction is the point. Walking 4 meters to scan a sticker isn't hard — but it's enough to break the autopilot of "open Instagram → 40 minutes gone." Most users see their daily screen time drop 30–50% in week one. Group challenges roughly double that.

Your future self
is asking nicely.

Get a SnitchTag — €35

Or keep scrolling. Up to you, honestly.