Stick the tag somewhere annoying
Bathroom mirror. Front door. The bottom of your roommate's left shoe. Anywhere that forces you out of bed.
SnitchTag is a tiny NFC chip you stick in the bathroom, the gym, wherever. Your doomscroll apps stay locked until you physically tap it. No tap, no TikTok. Simple as.
"I haven't opened Instagram in bed for 41 days. My ex is mad. I am thriving."
— mia, 22jonas just cheated the morning lock. that's his 3rd this week. cake duty incoming.
Bathroom mirror. Front door. The bottom of your roommate's left shoe. Anywhere that forces you out of bed.
TikTok, IG, YouTube, Reddit, that one dating app you're not proud of. Set the rules: time windows, days, vibes.
No tap = no scroll. The phone literally won't open the app. Welcome back to your life, loser. (We love you.)
In group mode, bypassing the tag pings the whole squad. Biggest cheater bakes the cake. Don't be the cake guy.
Your alarm goes off. You reach for the phone. Instagram? Locked. TikTok? Locked. Brain rot? Sold out.
You have to physically get up, walk to wherever you hid the SnitchTag, and tap. Now you're vertical, you've seen daylight, your dog is staring at you. The morning is yours.
Drag your friends in. Agree the stakes: loser bakes a cake, buys the round, posts a cringe Instagram story, whatever. Then go.
You can cheat. The button is right there. But the second you do, everyone gets a push notification with your name on it. The leaderboard is public. The shame is communal. The cake is real.
Sure, champ. You've also "just gone to bed early" every night since 2019. SnitchTag works because it removes the decision. The friction does the heavy lifting, not your sad little prefrontal cortex.
Order a replacement, pair it in the app, you're back in business. Or use it as an excuse to be on Instagram for 6 hours. Your call.
Yes. Both. Any phone with NFC, which is basically every phone made after 2018.
The app knows when the tag was last tapped and when a locked app gets unlocked. If those don't match, you cheated. The app announces it in the group like an Italian grandmother. No escape.
Technically yes. But also, technically, you can eat cereal for dinner every night. We can't save you from yourself if you're committed to the bit.
Really one-time. No subscription, no "premium tier", no rug pull. We hate that stuff too.
There's an emergency override (it logs the bypass but won't snitch in solo mode). Calls and texts are never blocked, ever.
Nothing. Free will is a beautiful, terrifying thing. But people who buy SnitchTag tend to actually use it because they paid €35 to be disciplined and sunk cost is the strongest drug in the human brain.
No. We sell tags. That's the whole business model. Wild, right?